Lyrics

I come to this bar to relax
Not to listen to you
I don't care about your problems at work
Or the nasty divorce you been through
I don't need to know 'bout your sales being slow
Or the bad plate of shrimp you ate
Two weeks ago
I'm just biding my time, son
I'm hoping that you'll get up and go

I'll buy you un mas Tequlia
A Lonestar or Blue Ribbon
But I couldn't care less
'bout the pain you been living
I didn't ask your opnion
'Cause I really don't care what you think
Man, why can't you just shut up and drink?

Sure, I got problems
But I don't look to strangers to solve them
I just soak up the neon
and hope that the bourbon dissolves them
I don't care 'bout that rash, or you third cousin, Nash
Who got popped with a pound in his trunk
I didn't come to be social
Man, I just wanna sit and get drunk

I'll buy you un mas Tequila
A Lonestar or Blue Ribbon
But I couldn't care less
All the sadness you're livin'
I didn't ask your opnion
Cause I really don't care what you think
Man, why can't you just shut up and drink?

Now you're waxing poetic
On love and old flames from the past
But I ain't your damn shrink, kid
And I wish you'd just let me get gassed
I sat through your stock tips, and your hour dissertation
On the size of that waitress's breasts
But if you don't shut your mouth, son
There's a good chance I'll beat you to death

I'll buy you un mas Tequlia
A Lonestar or Blue Ribbon
But I couldn't care less
All the pain you been livin'
I haven't asked your opnion
Cause I don't give a damn what you think
Man, why can't you just shut up and drink?
Aw, shut up and drink
Just shut up and drink
I'm gonna shut up and drink